Read this only if your life is as pathetic as mine and if you're ready to hear my woes. What?! These are VALID woes.  ;)

 

     The reason I haven't updated my blog for a while is a very sad, depressing one. So depressing that I'm am a 100% depressed and on the verge of suicide or homicide (Whichever appeals to me at the moment). It haunts me in my dreams. When I'm awake, I think of li'l but that. I go for a walk, only to see a sign which yields mouth watering results. I have only two constant. One if them is now my constant torture. Chicken. Sigh.

 

    I'm veg. No! Please don't die of a heart attack! Please! You're in denial, aren't you? Well, don't worry. So am I. :). Veg? Whose veg?! I'm not VEG . Oh well, maybe I am. Why I'm veg is not the question. The question is, WHAT IS IT DOING TO ME?!

 

     The minute you can't have it, you want it more. This isn't my problem. I've always wanted chicken, when I could have it and when I couldn't. :). I've wanted it all my life and I really can't want it more. But the minute you take away my right of eating chicken, and then you FEEL like eating it for the rest of your pathetic, insignificant life. Chicken. Damnit! The population of chicken is three times that of humans. We must keep them in check! We must eat them! Grrr! Chicken. Sigh.

 

      My friend pointed out to me that KFC will have to shut down soon cause 95% of their turn over was because of Yours Truly. Now, with Prince Charles on their case, they're doomed. KFC. I've had some very happy memories in KFC. Chicken bucket. Sigh. ZINGER BURGER! Chicken. Sigh.

 

        Vegetarians lead a pathetic life. The best part of it being that they don't even know it. Human Beings haven't worked their way up the food chain to eat Caesar Salads and Cabbage. Chicken. Sigh.   

 

            For now, I'm veg indefinitely. Hence, there isn't a special Day Of Deliverance as yet. But KFC, Do Not Fear, For Thy Hero Shall Be In The Game Once Again! That is, if I get through my holidays. Gulp.